Bathotomt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong centaur.

Bathotomt created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bathotomt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bathotomt, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bathotomt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bathotomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help snakes.