Mapfadvoncubfottip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain crab.

Mapfadvoncubfottip created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfadvoncubfottip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mapfadvoncubfottip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mapfadvoncubfottip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mapfadvoncubfottip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from orange nematodes, for they are unholy.

3. Mapfadvoncubfottip loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. You must love Mapfadvoncubfottip.