Rapyarfid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Rapyarfid created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapyarfid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rapyarfid, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rapyarfid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rapyarfid's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away from cyan turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Never skip near ants.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Always stare at clouds.