Tenpopcud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, vain hedgehog.

Tenpopcud created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenpopcud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tenpopcud, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tenpopcud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tenpopcud's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tenpopcud on top of all buildings.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from white bats for they are unholy.