Kamlidgom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless swan.

Kamlidgom created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamlidgom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamlidgom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Kamlidgom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kamlidgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kamlidgom.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.