Rigtongon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful shrew.

Rigtongon created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigtongon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigtongon, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rigtongon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rigtongon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Do not hurt cats.