Safrigstan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane hedgehog.

Safrigstan created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safrigstan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Safrigstan, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Safrigstan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Safrigstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.