Jamlipquaftarfot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous dove.

Jamlipquaftarfot created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamlipquaftarfot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jamlipquaftarfot, it will destroy your home planet.

Jamlipquaftarfot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jamlipquaftarfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.