Jintagbat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust goblin.

Jintagbat created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jintagbat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jintagbat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jintagbat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Jintagbat's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.