Nabsterbanpog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful bee.

Nabsterbanpog created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nabsterbanpog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabsterbanpog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nabsterbanpog's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nabsterbanpog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. Never look at comets.