Funbonrow is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical lobster.

Funbonrow created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funbonrow, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Funbonrow, she will destroy your home solar system.

Funbonrow's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Funbonrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.