Midwigwad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, loving owl.

Midwigwad created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midwigwad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Midwigwad, she will turn you into a dog.

Midwigwad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Midwigwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.