Bepguppon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring wombat.

Bepguppon created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepguppon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bepguppon, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bepguppon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bepguppon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight geese approach from the east.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Bepguppon loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.