Hambannull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome eagle.

Hambannull created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hambannull, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hambannull, he will turn you into a slug.

Hambannull's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hambannull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.