Zigspagfut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate toad.

Zigspagfut created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigspagfut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zigspagfut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zigspagfut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zigspagfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Zigspagfut.

3. Erect four silver sculptures of Zigspagfut on top of important buildings.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about galaxies.