Wipxinjig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring yak.

Wipxinjig created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipxinjig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wipxinjig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wipxinjig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wipxinjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not speak about beans.