Yikyakdot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humorless badger.

Yikyakdot created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikyakdot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yikyakdot, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yikyakdot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yikyakdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. You must pray to Yikyakdot five times a day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.