Wodfobstip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awesome porpoise.

Wodfobstip created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfobstip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wodfobstip, she will turn you into a plant.

Wodfobstip's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wodfobstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.