Flagwegsas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy gnu.

Flagwegsas created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagwegsas, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flagwegsas, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flagwegsas' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flagwegsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Never skip in the presence of swans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Flagwegsas loves monkeys, so they must be respected.