Farpibflis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate porpoise.

Farpibflis created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Farpibflis, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farpibflis, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Farpibflis' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Farpibflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Worship no other gods but Farpibflis.

4. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.