Banstragbodlap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, kind eagle.

Banstragbodlap created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banstragbodlap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Banstragbodlap, it will cry a lot.

Banstragbodlap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Banstragbodlap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Banstragbodlap.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your chest orange.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide from purple rats for they are unholy.