Fligappnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate swallow.

Fligappnarl created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fligappnarl, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fligappnarl, he will manifest in front of you.

Fligappnarl's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fligappnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Do not take Fligappnarl's name in vain.