Janbabnur is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent
crocodile.
Janbabnur created vertebrates five million years ago.
If you believe in
Janbabnur, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Janbabnur, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Janbabnur's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Janbabnur's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not shave your chest.