Stiphonkab Bogloopten Bomtafquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, slow fairy.

Stiphonkab Bogloopten Bomtafquaf created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiphonkab Bogloopten Bomtafquaf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stiphonkab Bogloopten Bomtafquaf, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stiphonkab Bogloopten Bomtafquaf's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Stiphonkab Bogloopten Bomtafquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always obey Stiphonkab Bogloopten Bomtafquaf's priests.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never wear hats.