Saddidlog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage meerkat.

Saddidlog created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Saddidlog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Saddidlog, he will be very unhappy.

Saddidlog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Saddidlog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Do not take Saddidlog's name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.