Tabbitbess is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable meerkat.

Tabbitbess created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbitbess, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tabbitbess, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tabbitbess' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tabbitbess' Holy Commandments

1. Tabbitbess loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.