Tonkanbest Meg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent dragonfly.

Tonkanbest Meg created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkanbest Meg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonkanbest Meg, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tonkanbest Meg's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tonkanbest Meg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to music.