Fumhasing is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, two-faced wren.

Fumhasing created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumhasing, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fumhasing, she will think nothing of it.

Fumhasing's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fumhasing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.