Arnpanghot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, charitable hydra.

Arnpanghot created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnpanghot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arnpanghot, he will manifest in front of you.

Arnpanghot's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Arnpanghot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Worship no other gods but Arnpanghot.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Fast once a month.