Tettikinciss is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, competent sheep.

Tettikinciss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettikinciss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tettikinciss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tettikinciss' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tettikinciss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Tettikinciss on top of all buildings.

4. Always obey Tettikinciss' priests.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.