Rawbopbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, cheerful guinea pig.

Rawbopbaf created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawbopbaf, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rawbopbaf, it will turn you into a plant.

Rawbopbaf's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rawbopbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not stand on grass.