Vidbatpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, charitable guinea pig.

Vidbatpog created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidbatpog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vidbatpog, she will turn you into a plant.

Vidbatpog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vidbatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always stare at clouds.