Cumvedciss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong hare.

Cumvedciss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumvedciss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cumvedciss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cumvedciss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cumvedciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.