Cumvedciss is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong
hare.
Cumvedciss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cumvedciss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Cumvedciss, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Cumvedciss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Cumvedciss' Holy Commandments1. Never mention ducks.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never eat figs.
4. Do not hurt frogs.
5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.