Ranviltom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, thoughtless hummingbird.

Ranviltom created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranviltom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ranviltom, she will turn you into a mole.

Ranviltom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ranviltom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.