Nanbedgess is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful parrot.

Nanbedgess created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbedgess, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nanbedgess, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nanbedgess' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nanbedgess' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not speak about corn.