Titabdab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic whale.

Titabdab created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Titabdab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Titabdab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Titabdab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Titabdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help seals in need.