Yattxem is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane dolphin.

Yattxem created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattxem, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yattxem, it will destroy your favourite star.

Yattxem's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yattxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away from gray sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not stand on grass.