Yimpodrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty aardvark.

Yimpodrutt created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimpodrutt, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimpodrutt, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yimpodrutt's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yimpodrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.