Fagsitrannegtip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong tapir.

Fagsitrannegtip created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagsitrannegtip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fagsitrannegtip, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fagsitrannegtip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fagsitrannegtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fagsitrannegtip.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.