Narlbanster is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered human.

Narlbanster created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbanster, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narlbanster, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Narlbanster's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Narlbanster's Holy Commandments

1. Put Narlbanster first in all things.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. You must pray to Narlbanster three times a day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help voles.