Yambodzan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, intelligent dugong.

Yambodzan created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yambodzan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yambodzan, he will not invite you to parties.

Yambodzan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yambodzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yambodzan.