Bifgidvab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent cow.

Bifgidvab created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bifgidvab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bifgidvab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bifgidvab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bifgidvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.