Sitstigrentikgedced is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty scorpion.

Sitstigrentikgedced created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitstigrentikgedced, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sitstigrentikgedced, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sitstigrentikgedced's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sitstigrentikgedced's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sitstigrentikgedced on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Sitstigrentikgedced loves ducks, so they must be respected.
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