Vadtabmob is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-confident centipede.

Vadtabmob created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadtabmob, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vadtabmob, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Vadtabmob's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vadtabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Vadtabmob loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vadtabmob.