Budtignarttithan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring human.

Budtignarttithan created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budtignarttithan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budtignarttithan, it will torture you forever.

Budtignarttithan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Budtignarttithan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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