Tomhudcin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, cheerful bat.

Tomhudcin created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomhudcin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tomhudcin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tomhudcin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tomhudcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never run near whales.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look after injured dogs.