Hubdonlitdum is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, competent armadillo.

Hubdonlitdum created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubdonlitdum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hubdonlitdum, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hubdonlitdum's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hubdonlitdum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hubdonlitdum.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help sick frogs.