Xemfitsis is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, wise
squirrel.
Xemfitsis created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xemfitsis, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Xemfitsis, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Xemfitsis' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Xemfitsis' Holy Commandments1. Never go into brown rooms.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never sit near otters.