Tanflowvab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, kind centipede.

Tanflowvab created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanflowvab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tanflowvab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tanflowvab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tanflowvab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink whales, for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Tanflowvab eight times a day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help goats.

5. Do not covet oxen.