Monpidyarpflag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional rhinoceros.

Monpidyarpflag created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monpidyarpflag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Monpidyarpflag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Monpidyarpflag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Monpidyarpflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never jump near porpoises.